is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize
