what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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