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I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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