Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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