I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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