Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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