This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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