so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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