i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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