if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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