In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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