Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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