oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
