No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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