Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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