i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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