she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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