I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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