I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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