just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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