i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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