After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
