Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
