People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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