Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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