so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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