I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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