My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
