doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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