i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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