i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
Randomize
