i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
someone owes me an orgasm
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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