she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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