I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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