Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
FUCK WHALES
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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