i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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