I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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