we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Randomize
