But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Randomize
