Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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