it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
