I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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