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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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