you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
it's great music for shaving your balls
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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