I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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