he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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