I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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