Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
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