During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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