Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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