We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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