he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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