Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Randomize
