My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
How external is "for external use only"?
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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