I am full of burrito and curiosity
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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